Sanity

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

(via bileshia24)

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

(via grumpybilbo)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via gallifreyan-call-girl)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via 1spontaneously-me)

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

(Source: youarethemelodyinmyhead, via gallifreyan-call-girl)

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

(via missmaggiet)

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

(via bileshia24)

Sarah Williams + First Meetings

HER LAST NAME IS FUCKING WILLIAMS?!

(Source: labyrinthresource, via gallifreyan-call-girl)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via eeveelivesprite)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via doctorwhonerdfighter)