Sanity

“it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.”
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kungfu-mulutan:

restoring faith in love

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Happy Hobbit Day!

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alphabitches:

Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces

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maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

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tat-buns:

fuck-no-sjws:

the-moldy-lunchboxx:

iamyourdemon:

djlegz:

sizvideos:

Video

Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

The desk itself is called a Secretary , and my god it’s the coolest one I’ve ever seen.

Hnnnnng

STEP YOUR GAME UP IKEA

This is porn.

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imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

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